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I love your witty jokes! Overall, this has been a fascinating read

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Thanks!!

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I have been vocal about the fucking nuisance that mens' spit is for years--you genuinely cannot walk down a Brooklyn sidewalk without dodging their nasty little saliva puddles. Sometimes when I leave the windows open in my living room, I'll be enjoying my own company, washing dishes or writing, and I'll hear a man spitting. It's enough to make a girl cry. Men also love to spit during sex; I've known many a man to utilize their own spit as an attempt to disguise that they just cannot get a gal wet! Their spit is a defense mechanism and also a show of force and also a beacon of culture. Love this Princess Babygirl, thank you.

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Comrade!! Like literally just invest in lube, king. It'd be one thing if knew you had a healthy relationship with desire, but you are literally the bartender who was nice about me wanting a shirley temple. I'm glad you liked the piece 💖💕💖

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now I *cannot* stop noticing every time my partner spits 🫠

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