Why James Blake Should Date Me Instead of…

[Monica Morales-Garcia]

You know the writing is good when you can imagine while reading. I imagined:

"James Blake, if you are reading this,"

[FADE IN NASTY BY TINASHE]

"consider this an open invitation to match my freak..."

[FADE OUT NASTY BY TINASHE]

<i>...nasty.... nasty.... nasty.... nasty </i>

[.,¤°✿princess babygirl]

thanks babe

[⚤‎]

I love this lmfao

[phoebe taylor]

This is both insanely hilarious and academically correct. 11/10

[Brenden]

fire

[scar]

I hope she (and he) sees this

[AISHA MIRZA]

incredible

[Sadina A.]

We both stand 5’10 tall 😭😭😭😭

[.,¤°✿princess babygirl]

all the baddies do

[a.k. m]

way to wake up this jungian tea, it’s honestly more relatable to infuse ur shadow self with whatever persona you choose to personify

[.,¤°✿princess babygirl]

i deadass thought you were malik....YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE HIM IN YOUR AVI

[a.k. m]

young turnt ebony, new bio alert 🚨

[.,¤°✿princess babygirl]

feel like i heard it from sadina by way of malik or something...

[Faima Bakar]

Hilarious and accurate. I back it

[Rozie Ramati]

omg we’re the same height <3

[.,¤°✿princess babygirl]

i love that!!!

[Rozie Ramati]

ur so real for this mama